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Trombone Hero

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Yes My T-shirt Does Say Fuck On It. ...

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Led Zeppelin

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Ante, Christ

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Gluten For Punishment

Ted W.

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Relax, I'm Hilarious

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Royersford, PA

Let's Talk About Potassium

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123 Out Of 124 High School Students ...

Jennifer D.

Westminster, CO

03687 Days Since The Last Time I Gav...

Krista K.

Edmonton, Canada

I Put The Cute In Execute

Michael H.

Acworth, GA

These Tits Property Of (name)

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I Love (heart) Redundancy

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Go Local Sports Team And/or College

Andrew A.

Missoula, MT

You'll Regret Reading This Shirt

adam C.

dahlonega, GA

Guess He Can't (barack Obama)

Matt F.

Maryborough, Australia

It's Good

Ethan M.

N. Chelmsford, MA

Relax, I'm Hilarious

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I Should Be In The Kitchen

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Montgomery, AL

Go Local Sports Team And/or College

shelly K.

Lahaina, HI

Sorry About What Happens Later

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I May Have Alzheimer's But At Least ...

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Ron, Paul 2012 (ron Jeremy, Paul Gia...

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Hung Like A Horse

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Bieber Checklist

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Don't Curse

Vince R.

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Worlds' Goodest Teecher

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Black Is Beautiful (black Is The Nam...

Jakob M.

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Baseball

Keith L.

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I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A...

Christopher P.

Rochester, NH

Voted "most Likely To Travel Back In...

Andrew V.

Ridley Park, PA

Relax, I'm Hilarious

Carla H.

Orlando, FL

Go Local Sports Team And/or College

Gabriel L.

San Francisco, CA

Words On A Shirt

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Dillsburg, PA

If Jesus Comes Back - We'll Kill Him...

Chad T.

Springfield, MO

The Three Stooges (limbaugh, Palin, ...

Christopher C.

Orlando, FL

I Need A Girl Who Can Handle My Load

AMBER R.

TULSA, OK

Baseball

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Woodward, OK

I Just Support Fish

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Pasadena, TX

Not Tonight Ladies, I'm Just Here To...

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Marshmallow Roast

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Plattsburgh, NY

Ob Gyn Kenobi

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rockford, IL

Marshmallow Roast

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Kettering, United Kingdom

Slavery Gets Shit Done

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Chuluota, FL

I Should Be In The Kitchen

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Brandon, FL

Jesus Did It For The Chicks

jimmy W.

Bloomfield, MO

Dear God - Fuck You

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Marshmallow Roast

alex D.

markham, Canada

I Fucking Love To Cuddle

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New Holstein, WI

Iv:xx

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x, Norway

Moo (chicken)

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Got Him! (bin Laden Is Dead)

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APO, AE

Is It Solipsistic In Here, Or Is It ...

Hunter G.

cartersville, GA

He Loves The Cock

Jada W.

MOUNT RAINIER, MD

Ladies Don't Spit

Adam I.

Simpsonville, SC

True Evolution

Herman R.

Amstelveen, Netherlands

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James H.

Vermont, Australia

I Bring Nothing To The Table

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HIGHLANDS RANCH, CO

Youtube Myspace And I'll Google Your...

Doyle E.

Burleson, TX

I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets

Joshua T.

St Clair, MI

Got Him! (bin Laden Is Dead)

Brian F.

West Point, UT

Not Tonight Ladies, I'm Just Here To...

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Support The Fine Arts - Shoot A Rapper

ryan M.

seminole, FL

Go Local Sports Team And/or College

Romain E.

Mont-Pèlerin, Switzerland

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Kurt H.

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I Meet Or Exceed Expectations

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Sex With Your Girlfriend. 74 People...

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phoenixville, PA

Sailor Trash

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I Know Violence Isn't The Answer - I...

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Worlds' Goodest Teecher

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Nanango, Australia

You Cant Have Manslaughter Without L...

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Jamestown, NY

Purples

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detroit, MI

I Know Violence Isn't The Answer - I...

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Sydney, Australia

Voted "most Likely To Travel Back In...

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Universal City, TX

Swallows

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Gilbert, AZ

Also Available In Sober

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True Evolution

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rocklin, CA

It's Not Pms - It's You

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I Know Violence Isn't The Answer - I...

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ceres, CA

White Flour

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Indianapolis, IN

Talk Nerdy To Me

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Chicago, IL

I Support Single Moms

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Southampton, United Kingdom

Dear God - Fuck You

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montgomery, AL

Wwjd For A Klondike Bar

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The Three Stooges (limbaugh, Palin, ...

Wisse W.

Groningen, Netherlands

Worlds' Goodest Teecher

Danny D.

Altadena, CA

Suicide Watch

brent N.

Placentia, CA

Marshmallow Roast

Crystal W.

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Yes My T-shirt Does Say Fuck On It. ...

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I Bring Nothing To The Table

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Suicide Watch

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Hung Like A Horse

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I Put Out For Santa

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Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore

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Vanilla Ice Invented Rap

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Plain Clothes Cop

Martha B.

Lebanon, TN

Worlds' Goodest Teecher

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Camden, ME

White Flour

Brad P.

Halifax, Canada

I Meet Or Exceed Expectations

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Real Men Don't Hit Women - Who Aren'...

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Free Hugs (world Champion Slut Hugger)

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Tuba Hero

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I'm What Willis Was Talkin Bout

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Sex With Your Girlfriend. 74 People...

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This Shirt Gets Me So Much Cunt

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This Shirt Is Only Blue When I'm Thi...

Elyse F.

Arlington Heights, IL

I Just Support Fish

Amber N.

South New Berlin, NY

This Is My Clone

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Baseball

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It's Not Pms - It's You

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Sailor Trash

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Arrest The Pope

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Not Tonight Ladies, I'm Just Here To...

david R.

kansas city, MO

I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets

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Austin, TX

I Fucking Love To Cuddle

Dan F.

Gasport, NY

You Cant Have Manslaughter Without L...

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I Should Be In The Kitchen

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Two Horses In A Man Costume

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Bad Samaritan

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See You All At My Intervention

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Iowa City, IA

Hobbes' Revenge

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I Support Single Moms

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Arrest The Pope

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carlsbad, CA

Free Hugs (world Champion Slut Hugger)

Jenn C.

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I Should Be In The Kitchen

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Sealy, TX

To Women From God

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marseille, France

Bad Samaritan
I Just Killed A Clown

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Bergen, Norway

Fuck The Colorblind
Am I Still Here?

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Waterloo, Canada

Voted "most Likely To Travel Back In...
Canadians Are Eh'holes

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Flagstaff, AZ

Straight
Slavery Gets Shit Done

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Friesenheim, Germany

Sex With Your Girlfriend. 74 People...
Don't Curse

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Triangle Hero
Let's Fight Some Ballerinas

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Go Local Sports Team And/or College
Guess He Can't (barack Obama)

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KRISTINEHAMN, Sweden

There Are Two People Fucking On The ...
Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore

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Platypus Of Death
I Put The Cute In Execute

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I Should Be In The Kitchen
Sailor Trash

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I Shaved My Balls For This?

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Slavery Gets Shit Done

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Sailor Trash

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I Hope I Don't Black Out, Because Th...
Yes My T-shirt Does Say Fuck On It. ...

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Wwjd For A Klondike Bar
It's Good

jeff J.

brentwood, TN

Hobbes' Revenge
The Kermit Dissection

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Mililani, HI

Platypus Of Death
Tuba Hero

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mcdonough, GA

This Shirt Is 100% Organic - 65% Bab...
School Shootings Tour

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bloomington, IN

I Put The Cute In Execute
I Should Be In The Kitchen

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Sualt Ste. Marie, Canada

Purples
Bailout

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03687 Days Since The Last Time I Gav...
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Tickle My Fancy (testicles)
Han Job (han Solo Princess Leia)

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I Only Support Gay Marriage If Both ...
I Support Single Moms

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Perry, MI

...as A Kite
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redondo beach, CA

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Slavery Gets Shit Done
Your Mom - Rated E For Everyone

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Reminder - Buy More Beer

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Not Tonight Ladies, I'm Just Here To...
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White Flour
Swallows

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ajax, Canada

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I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man

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I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing Y...

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Deerfield Beach, FL

Also Available In Sober
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Recent Popular Movie Quote

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Talk Nerdy To Me
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The Funniest Thing About This Shirt
Youtube Myspace And I'll Google Your Yahoo

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For English Press 1 ...
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Support The Fine Arts - Shoot A Rapper
I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets

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Talk Nerdy To Me
Abort Born Again Christians

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International Age Of Consent Tour
Cookie Cutter

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If a Fat Girl Falls...
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Go Fuck Yourself
Abort Born Again Christians

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Lackland AFB

I Need A Girl Who Can Handle My Load
Voted Best Cock In The State

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Kindness Is Contagious

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There Are Two People Fucking...
The Choice Is Clear Vote Republican

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Read This Shirt, Buy the Next Round

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Words On A Shirt
Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

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Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires
I'm Just In It For the Parking

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Citrus Heights, CA

How Dare I Wear This Goddamn Shirt
Abort Born Again Christians

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Green Party
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I Should Be In The Kitchen

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You'll Regret Reading This...
If This Is On Your Floor...

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I'm Huge In Japan
PiMP

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WAL-MARX
Green Party

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I Should Be In The Kitchen
It's Only Binge Drinking If You Stop

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I'm Cute? No Shit
Global Warming is Awesome

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Mexican't
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I Support Single Moms
Save Gas - Ride The Handicapped

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Slavery Gets Shit Done
I Love Watermelon...

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Talk Nerdy To Me
The Kermit Dissection

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I Use My Huge Dick To Compensate...
Stranger (With Benefits)

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Global Warming is Awesome
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I'm Just In It For The Parking
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Every Time You See A Rainbow...
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Talk Nerdy To Me

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I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets

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Lick Here To Add Me As A Friend
Kindness Is Contagious...

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In Loving Mammary - Breast In Peace
I Know Violence Isn't The Answer...

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999 - Evil When I Do Handstands
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I'm My Own Wingman
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I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets
East Coast Lawnmowers

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Go Local Sports Team and/or College
Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore

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Arundel, Australia

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I'm My Own Wingman
Could You Come Back In A Few Beers?

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I Shaved My Balls For This?
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Australia

East Coast Lawnmowers
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Don't Mess With Texas...
I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man

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Yes, I Have Plenty of Change...

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Stop Midget On Midget Crime
Support The Fine Arts - Shoot A Rapper

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Do Something With Your Life...
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I'm Just In It For The Parking
Talk Nerdy To Me

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East Coast Lawnmowers
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999 - Evil When I Do Handstands
In Case Of Fire Look On Back...

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Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
WWJD For A Klondike Bar

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I Should Be In The Kitchen
You Can't Have Manslaughter...

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Go Local Sports Team and/or College
White Flour

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Hung Horse
Bad Samaritan

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Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
piMP

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Hung Horse
I'm Huge In Japan

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I Know Violence Isn't The Answer...
I Will Not Remember Any Of This

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Jesus Did It For The Chicks

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Could You Come Back In A Few Beers?
WWJD For A Klondike Bar

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Hayward, CA

Sorry Girls... I Suck Dick
Swallows

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I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man

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Ogden, UT

999 - Evil When I Do Handstands
123 Out Of 124 High School...

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Netherlands

I'm This Many
I Can Kick Your Baby's Ass

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Topsham, ME

I Should Be In The Kitchen
Rape Is No Laughing Matter

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Elmont, NY

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy
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IV:XX

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Abracadabra - Fuck You're Still Ugly
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I Should Be In The Kitchen
Soldiers Need Hummers

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Panama City, FL

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I'm In It For The Parking

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In Case Of Fire...
Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy

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Auckland, NZ

Desperate Housewifebeater
You Can't Have Manslaughter...

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Dalzell, SC

I Beta Tested Your Mom
Believe in Jesus

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Londonderry, NH

Reminder: Buy More Beer
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Gloucester City, NJ

Spin My Dreidel
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Denver, CO

Talk Nerdy To Me
You'll Regret Reading This

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Brugge, Belgium

May The Horse Be With You
Believe In Jesus

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Australia

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I Support Single Moms

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Portland, OR

Go Local Sports Team and/or College
I'm Here To Kill You...

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Avondale, AZ

Rape Is No Laughing Matter...
I'm Huge In Japan

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Stewartsville, NJ

Complete Morons
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WWJD For A Klondike Bar?
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Big Creek, KY

Daddy Drinks Because I Cry
2. Could You Come Back In A Few Beers?

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Manchester, UK

I Put The Sexy In Dyslexia
The Funniest Thing About This Shirt...

Richard Analla

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Suck My Dick
Those Roofies Should Be Kicking In...

Stewart Robinson

Australia

Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
Don't Neglect The Balls

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1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
If I Can Build A Computer...

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Hickory, NC

Cereal Rapist
Medium Pimpin'

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Reminder: Buy More Beer
I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man

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Perth, Australia

If This Is On Your Floor Tomorrow...
2. I'm Cute, No Shit

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Crofoton, MD

If This Is On Your Floor Tomorrow...
Suck My Dick

David Dixon

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I Only Support Gay Marriage If...
Your Sister Is Hot, But Your Mom...

Fisher Carly

Australia

I'm What Willis Was Talkin' Bout
Mello Kitty

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Brampton, Ontario

Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
I Stole This Shirt From...

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Arlington, MA

Talk Nerdy To Me
I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man

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Lincolnshire, UK

I'm White Willis Was Talkin' Bout'
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Bring Our Troops Home...
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Talk Nerdy To Me
Go Local Sports Team and/or College!

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I'm Part Of The Problem

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Spin My Dreidel
I'm Part Of The Problem

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Newmarket, Canada

I Only Support Gay Marriage If...
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I'm What Willis Was Talkin' Bout
I Support Single Moms

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Oslo, Norway

1 .1f u c4n re4d th1s
Rape Is No Laughing Matter

Joe Bridges

Davie, FL

Cereal Rapist
I Like My Women... Like My Coffee

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Birmingham, AL

Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
2. I May Be White...

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Sioux City, IA

He Loves the Cock
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer

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Occoe, FL

I'm Huge In Japan
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The Funniest Thing...
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Victoria, Canada

Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
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Asthma Is Sexy
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Stop Clubbing Baby Seals
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Fairborn, OH

Jesus did it for the Chicks
2. 1f u C4n R34d Th1s...

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Cecilia, KY

Go Fuck Yourself
Fighting The Man

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Pico Rivera, CA

I Like My Women
There's A Fucking Asshole

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Longmont, CO

Blondes Have More Fun and STDs
Stop Clubbing Baby Seals

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Baldwin Park, CA

I'm Cute? No Shit
I Taught Your Boyfriend...

Steve King

Omaha, NE

Also Available in Sober!!
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man

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Fallbrook, CA

Talk Nerdy To Me
I'll Be Using These to my Advantage

Joanna Rogers

Spring, TX

I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
Stop Clubbing Baby Seals

Honky Tonk-Man

St. Cath, Canada

Tokin' White Guy
Only the Good Die Young

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Shepherdsville, KY

I Should Be in the Kitchen
Jesus Did it for the Chicks

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Camp Taji, AE

Soldiers Need Hummers...
2. Go Fuck Yourself

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Los Angeles, CA

Also Available in Sober!!
Insane Clown Potsie

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Belmont, CA

I'm Huge in Japan
This is My Clone

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Raytown, MO

I Like my Women Like I Like my...
I Support Single Moms

Bryan Fuller

Groveport, OH

1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
He Loves the Cock

Sarah Boursaw

Longview, WA

Go Fuck Yourself
Gone Fisting

Gina Dupuis

Fridley, MN

You Can't Have Manslaughter...
Love Him or Hate Him Hitler Killed...

Nicholas Hester

Thornville, OH

I'm Part of the Problem
Talk Nerdy To Me

Elizabeth Sidders

Chesterland, OH

Medium Pimpin
East Coast Lawnmowers

Andrew Kowieski

Chicago, IL

I Support Single Moms
2. Michael Jackson Did not Molest...

Erica Romeo

Indianapolis, IN

Don't Hate me Because...
2. I Was Young and I Needed...

Michael Grant

Vancouver, Canada

This is My Clone
I'm Huge in Japan

Mike Sparks

Slingerlands, NY

Bring Back Slavery
If You're Already this Close...

Katie Norrick

Mesa, AZ

Swallows
You Must Be This Long to Ride

Brenda Gray

Phoenix, AZ

Look at my Chest When I'm...
Autistic Kids Rock!

Derek Chamorro

Buffalo, NY

I Support Single Moms
I was Young and I Needed...

Greg Davis

Kansas City, KS

I Support Single Moms
Rape is no Laughing Matter...

Cory Scott

Palm Harbor, FL

Easy Like Sunday Morning
Restraining Orders are just another...

Joanna Ruhl

Los Angeles, CA

Complete Morons
Great White Kills Every Single...

Kevin Thompson

Oceanside, CA

1f u C4n R34d Th1s...
2. High on Life and Glue!

Grzegorz Kowalczyk

Radom, Poland

Take a Picture and Masturbate...
2. I'm Huge in Japan

Analise Graziani

Redwood City, CA

I'm Hungry and You're a Potato
Restraining Orders are just another..

John Owens

Abilene, TX

East Coast Lawnmowers
Also Available in Sober!!

Andres J Acosta

Mayaguez, PR

All I Want is Peace in the...
I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy

Kiri Neufeglise

Ontario, Canada

Talk Nerdy To Me
Stupidity Causes Cancer

Stuart MacKenzie

Claremont, CA

Rape is no Laughing Matter...
In the Mouth? In the Ass? In the...

Mal A. Lang

Allen Park, MI

Von Douche
East Coast Lawnmowers

Kelly Plymale

Millville, NJ

Medium Pimpin
Jesus Did it for the Chicks

Amanda Craig

Palm Springs, CA

You Must Be This Long to ride
2. Rape is no Laughing Matter...

Laura Grovac

Clearwater, FL

I'd Rather be Fighting the Man
Talk Nerdy to Me

Rod Carnahan

Valparaiso, IN

Shittles
Medium Pimpin

Keith Miller

Herrin, IL

I'm the Teenage Girl...
I Only Support Gay Marriage if...

Vince Falco

Carpentersville, IL

I'm What Willis was talkin bout
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man

Tyrone Hoover

Dallas, TX

Tokin' White Guy
I'd Rather be Fighting the Man

John Trahan

Kempner, TX

I'm Huge in Japan.
Do We Have to Have a President?

Adam Rogers

Worcester, MA

Asthma is Sexy
2. Also Available in Sober!!

Marc Sykes

Alberta, Canada

You Can't Have Manslaughter...
No Means Maybe

James Frost

St. Louis, MO

Shittles
Rape is no Laughing Matter...

Steph McQueen

Surrey, Canada

I'm Part of the Problem
I Still Hate George Bush

Samuel Benavidez

Garland, TX

To: Women - From: God
I'm What Willis was talkin bout

Jessica McCartney

Goose Creek, SC

I'm Huge in Japan
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Dave Cecco

Paoli, PA

Bad Samaritan
I Bring Nothing to the Table

Tamra Clark

San Diego, CA

Beerleader
2. Beerleader

Zimri Tapia

Brooklyn, NY

Take a Picture and Masturbate...
If You Think My Shirt is Tight...

Brian John

Eden Prairie, MN

Believe in Jesus
Easy Like Sunday Morning

Phil Niedzwiedz

Orinda, CA

Atkins Approved
Believe in Jesus

Elysia Smith

DeSoto, MO

Take a Picture and Masturbate...
Sharing is Caring-Fuck the RIAA

Ryan Gunderson

Des Moines, IA

Medium Pimpin
By The Time You Read This...

Kara VanMil

Wadsworth, OH

You Must Be This Long to Ride
Mello Kitty

Max Strongin

San Diego, CA

IV:XX
2. Sorry Boys, I Eat Pussy

Eduardo Garcia

Fort Worth, TX

Rape is no Laughing Matter...
Shittles

Ilan Rosenberg

Ontario, Canada

Easy Like Sunday Morning
School Shootings Tour

Ada Dever

San Diego, CA

Weapon of Ass Destruction
I'm the Teenage Girl...

Mike Petersen

Herndon, VA

WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Honk if You're a Honky

Claire Tonner

Didcot, England

Believe in Jesus
Don't Hate me Because...

David Titherington

Stotfold, England

East Coast Lawnmowers
By The Time You Read This...

Rick Rutherford

Spokane, WA

Believe in Jesus
2. I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy

Michael Forrai

Valley Stream, NY

Rape is no Laughing Matter...
2. Stupidity Causes Cancer

Glenn Lavecchia

Ontario, Canada

Asthma is Sexy
Shoplifter

Christina Hirt

McLean, VA

I Plane NY
Easy Like Sunday Morning

Brooke Herb

Tampa, FL

East Coast Lawnmowers
Gone Postal Tour

Koen Pollentier

Koekelare, Belgium

School Shootings Tour
I Plane NY

Shawn Bennett

Temecula, CA

I Came on Eileen
Bring Camel Fucking Troops Home

Janice Lawrenz

Chesterland, OH

Atkins Approved
SARS

Clarine Harp

Fort Worth, TX

Medium Pimpin
Medium Pimpin

Sander Cohan

Washington, DC

Talk Nerdy to Me
This is My Clone

Christopher Haffly

Columbus, OH

Ifl You're Already this Close...
This is My Clone

Brian Swearingin

Poelten, Austria

Plain Clothes Cop
By The Time You Read This...

Rebecca Lai

Norwalk, CT

Don't Hate me Because...
Michael Jackson Did Not Molest...

Jay Stoll

Waukesha, WI

I Swear...I Didn't Know she was 3
2. Gringo Star

Steve Astrup

Eau Claire, WI

I'm What Willis was talkin bout
Medium Pimpin

Cade Snyder

Nakusp, Canada

I Bring Nothing to the Table
I'm Not Handicapped, I'm Just Lazy

Tricia Hanley

St. Petersburg, FL

Swearbear Fuck you
Gone Postal Tour

Robin A. Hull

Des Moines, IA

Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Click Here To See Me Naked

Robert Rounsley

California, PA

Gringo Star
Sharing is Caring-Fuck the RIAA

Jessika Gill

Albany, Australia

Don't Hate me Because...
I Fucked The Girl in Hanson

Nic Donald

Australia

Medium Pimpin
2. Restraining Orders are just another...

Rhodi Rashalnikov

Horicon, WI

Psycho
Mean People Succeed

Eric Kruger

Peyton, CO

Your little Princess is my Little Whore
Rape is no Laughing Matter...

Marianna Holguin

Los Angeles, CA

Next Governor of California
This is My Clone

Tim Logan

Ontario, Canada

I'm the Teenage Girl...
Rape is no Laughing Matter...

Alex MacDonald

Calgary, Canada

Anorexia is Phat!
I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser

Jenny Novak

Myrtle Beach, SC

I Came on Eileen
Rape is no Laughing Matter...

David Rouille

Indianapolis, IN

Help! I'm Being Kidnapped! (baby)
2. This is My Clone

Philip Shive

Belmont, NC

Shittles
Mello Kitty

Stephanie Gemme

Webster, MA

I'm What Willis was talkin bout
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Trevor Ross

Tumwater, WA

Gone Postal Tour
Jesus did it for the Chicks

Sean LeBlanc

Mount Dora, FL

Medium Pimpin
Von Douche

Laura Wood

Marlboro, MD

Shoplifter
I Bring Nothing to the Table

Brad Solomon

Landis, NC

Psycho
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Heather McGuire

Ontario, Canada

Talk Nerdy to Me
2. This is My Clone

Woody Grover

Dallas, TX

If You're Already this Close...
I'm Cute? No Shit

Sabrina Norton

Johnson City, TN

Psycho
Weapon of Ass Destruction

Shane O'Neill

Pennsburg, PA

By the Time You Read This...
SARS

Sam Wizer

Rifle, CO

I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
Talk Nerdy To Me

Bri Draffen

Kansas City, MO

Easy Like Sunday Morning
I'm What Willis was talkin bout

Sheila Wilburn

Helena, AR

Shittles
Believe In Jesus

Margaret Sands

Toronto, Canada

Talk Nerdy to Me
2. Click Here to See Me Naked

Melissa McKee

Erie, PA

Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
I Bring Nothing to the Table

Tim Obas

Ontario, Canada

I'm Just Pretending to be a Poser
Abortions Tickle

Heather Shanks

Orient, OH

Dong Brothers
Easy Like Sunday Morning

Ken McQuilton

Stratford, CT

Shittles...taste the asshole
Who wants to Marry a Hundredaire?

Teri Ashcroft

Kokomo, IN

Look at my Chest When I'm...
I Think..Therefore I'm Single

Neil Carpenter

Charlotte, NC

Plain Clothes Cop
This Shirt Has Been Tested...

Cayenne Piper

Martinez, CA

Management Not Reponsible
2. I Still Hate George Bush

Courtney Dollar

Ottawa, Canada

I Committed Suicide
Anorexia is Phat!

Chad Day

Palm Coast, FL

Clit R US
George Bush is Hiding Nuclear...

Jeff Tinsdale

Milwaukee, WI

Peace in the Middle East
Jesus did it for the Chicks

April Cantiberry

Columbus, Ga

Mello Kitty
Psycho

Marcus T.

Smithville, OH

I'm What Willis was talkin bout
Clit R Us

Steve Gittings

Port Orchard, WA

I Plane NY
Anthrax...the other white powder.

Tracy Clark

San Diego, CA

Homosexuals are Gay
2. Anthrax..the other white powder

Ben Christakis

Paoli, PA

1. Axis of Evil
I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism

Alex Thome

Tucson, AZ

Believe in Jesus
Axis of Evil

Gregory Turner

New York, NY

WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Porn Start(ter)

Gary Thorn

Davis, CA

I Can Kick Your Baby's Ass
I Bring Nothing to the Table

Ron Pollard

San Jose, CA

Shittles
I Fucked the Girl in Hanson

Michelle Giles

Austin, TX

I'm Cute? No Shit.
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Richard L.

Union, NJ

Shittles
2. I Didn't know the girls was 3

Kell Williams

Charlotte, NC

Already This Close
Jesus did it for the Chicks

Lindsay Essex

Lancashire, UK

I'm Cute? No Shit.
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

Mike Wilcoxson

Urbandale, IA

1. Swearbear Fuck you
If You're Already this Close...

Nick Martin

Denton, TX

Anthrax White Powder
Vaginas are Weird

Eric Penn

San Jose, CA

Vaginas are Weird
Jesus did it for the Chicks

Gail S.

Kentucky

Look at my Chest
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

J. Lieberman

Providence, RI

I Fucking Hate
2. School Shootings Tour

Jason Gier

Syracuse, NY

Dong Brothers
Easy Like Sunday Morning

Jason Cobb

Denver, CO

WWJD for a Klondike Bar
Mean People Succeed

Gary Cohen

Boston, MA

WWJD for s Klondike Bar
Where the Fuck are my Pants

Lisa Janel

Minneapolis, MN

Jesus did it for the Chicks
Plain Clothes Cop

Scott Glass

Savannah, GA

Mean People Succeed
I Got Kicked Out of School For...

Michael Gallegos

Santa Rosa, CA

(hasn't decided yet)
(hasn't decided yet)

Erica Rodriguez

Tulsa, OK

1. Bin Laden is a Big Fat Doodiehead
2. Tight

Tony Bowers

Los Angeles, CA

I Fucked The Girl in Hanson
Sorry Girls...I Suck Dick

Stephen Cordova

Trenton, NJ

Saddam Death Shirt
Believe In Jesus

Kelly Mcdonald

England, UK

Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Look at my Chest When You're...

Jenny Croom

Bridgeview, IL

Jesus did it for the Chicks
I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism

Geoff Kaslov

New York, NY

1. Believe in Jesus
I Fucked the Girl in Hanson

A. Cust

Indianapolis, IN

1. Asthma is Sexy
Britney is a Whore

Joseph Tines

Homestead, FL

Jesus Did It For The Chicks
School Shootings Tour

Lyndsay Meyer

San Antonio, TX

WWJD for a Klondike Bar
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

Rodney Sage

Pasadena, CA

Jesus Did it For The Chicks
If You're Already this Close...

Erik Blaylock

Boyce, VA

Fuck My Family...
This is My Clone

Sharon Solomon

Brooklyn, NY

Look at My Chest When I'm Talking..
Seeking Investors

Mike J.

Clayton, GA

I Helped Fund Int'l Terrorism
School Shootings Tour

Erin Thomas

Newark, NJ

Cock Star
Jesus Did it for The Chicks

Kelly Salang

Australia

Believe in Jesus
Look at my Chest When You're...

Katie Evans

Encinitas, CA

Talk Nerdy To Me
2. Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

Willy Falconburg

Jerome, Idaho

Fuck My family (Osbournes)
If You're Already this Close...

Sharon Lerner

San Rafael, CA

1. Star Wars Sucks
Look at My Chest when I'm Talking...

Derek Hahn

York, PA

1. Homosexuals are Gay
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh

Josh Maynard

Hurricane, UT

I hide my crack in my diaper (baby)
I shit my pants and all I got...(baby)

Eric Briscoll

Naples, FL

Dong Brothers
If You're Already this Close...

Alicia Spencer

Chicago, IL

1. Fuck My family (Osbournes)
School Shootings Tour

Steve Treweeks

Lancashire UK

1. Molested by a nun
2. Click Here To See Me Naked

Donald Thurmond

Sayre, OK

AXIS OF EVIL
ANTHRAX WHITE POWDER

Melanie Frick

Salida, CO

Look at My Chest When I'm Talking..
Harry is a Pothead and the...

Christy Hawks

Salem, NC

Your little Princess is my Little Whore
Britney Spears is a Whore

Paul Leblond

Philadelphia, PA

Plain Clothes Cop
AXIS of EVIL

Molly Baldrdge

Citrus Hts , CA

This is my Clone
If You're Already this Close...

Elizabeth Bonnett

Burnsville, MN

Where the Fuck are my Pants (Dog)
Bin Laden is a Big Fat Doodiehead!

Keith Dowland

Detroit, MI

AXIS of EVIL
Cock Star

Greg Chavez

Union City, NJ

If You're Already this Close...
2. Restraining Orders are just another..

Erica Hall

Long Beach, CA

Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh
Harry is a Pothead and the...

Richard Nyugen

Brooklyn, NY

WWJD for a Klondike Bar
I'm Ron Jeremy's Penis

Michael Batista

Manchester, UK

I Fucked the Girl in Hanson
WWJD for a Klondike Bar

Sherry Bixler

Pennsylvania

Click Here To See Me Naked
Look At My Chest When I'm talking..

Steve Gatt

Marietta, GA

This is my Clone
Talk Nerdy To Me