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ELECTION '08 - INCOMPETENCE vs. INCONTINENCE (Barack Obama John McCain) I WASHED MY ASS TODAY - JUST IN CASE NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC
NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE IF I PAY YOUR TAB IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY PROSTITUION RUB ONE OUT YOU ARE A CREATION OF GOD (WHEN HE WAS ON METH)
FUCKING CLASSY SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE BROS BEFORE HOES I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
I INVENTED A NEW DRINKING GAME - ITS CALLED DRINK TILL YOU'LL FUCK ME MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME WHITE FLOUR! STRAIGHT
WARNING - IF I WAKE UP WITH MARKER ON MY FACE I'LL STAB YOU I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT IT ALSO SAYS CUNT SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER
I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKER'S ASS WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM NATURAL REDHEAD
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TorsoPants.com - Upside Down
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GOD BLESS AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME? YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY HOBBES REVENGE MEANINGLESS
BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO! THE CHOICE IS CLEAR - VOTE REPUBLICAN ANTI-CHIRST '08 (BARACK OBAMA) ANYONE HAVE A THESAURUS? - I'M TIRED OF SAYING I'M DRUNK AND HORNY
WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED
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IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME GERBIL PROTEST (RICHARD GERE)
EXCUSE ME... WHICH WAY TO THE SEX? ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP? IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS FUCK THE COLORBLIND
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TorsoPants.com - Pizza
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I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING YOU'RE SAYING WOMEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS THEY'RE WHORES AND LIARS I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS AL GORE DIDN'T INVENT THE INTERNET BUT HE DID MAKE UP GLOBAL WARMING
NO I’M NOT HAPPY TO SEE YOU… I JUST HAVE A HUGE PENIS ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!! SEACREST OUT! YES YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF MY JUNK WITH YOUR CELL PHONE
I WANNA PUT MY COCK IN YOUR PUSSY I NEED A GIRL WHO CAN HANDLE MY LOAD QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE HE LOVES THE COCK
THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE HAN JOB ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!
HUNG HORSE READ THIS SHIRT, BUY THE NEXT ROUND YOUR MOM - RATED E FOR EVERYONE SPONSORED BY THE LETTER E
Wiid FUCK YE! KILL YOURSELF - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT! STRANGER WITH BENEFITS
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TorsoPants.com - Old People
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Buy A T-Shirt Hell Gift Certificate
 I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT COMA SUTRA
INTERNATIONAL AGE OF CONSENT TOUR ...AS A KITE I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN DISSECTING KERMIT
IF YOU'RE THIS CLOSE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK? I PUT THE "CUTE" IN EXECUTE YOUTUBE MYSPACE AND I'LL GOOGLE YOUR YAHOO piMP
REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER I JUST KILLED A CLOWN I PUT THE IN LAZY FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1 - PARA ESPANOL...
THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE LAST NIGHT SAUSAGE FEST TALK NERDY TO ME I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE
COOKIE CUTTER I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE HOW DARE I WEAR THIS GODDAMN SHIRT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING KIDS?! IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS DO THE TREES LAUGH?
EVERYTIME YOU SEE A RAINBOW GOD IS HAVING GAY SEX MEDIUM PIMPIN' GLOBAL WARMING IS AWESOME! I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS?
SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE! IT'S GOOD MEXICAN'T SWALLOWS
I'M CUTE? NO SHIT. I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS - IT'S NOT NICE TO PICK ON RETARDS
THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB FUCK SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED BLACK MARKET ONLY
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