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NAMBLA - NORTH AMERICAN MEATBALL LOVERS ASSOCIATION NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE
WANNA TRY THIS WITHOUT PANTS? ALZHEIMERS PATIENTS FOR 9/11 - WE OCCASIONALLY FORGET I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME FUCKING CLASSY I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN
STRAIGHT WHITE FLOUR! WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS ANTI-CHIRST '08 (BARACK OBAMA)
I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKER'S ASS WARNING - IF I WAKE UP WITH MARKER ON MY FACE I'LL STAB YOU HOBBES REVENGE BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY
FUCK THE COLORBLIND YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME? SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER
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I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS I INVENTED A NEW DRINKING GAME - ITS CALLED DRINK TILL YOU'LL FUCK ME YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT IT ALSO SAYS CUNT
I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM FUNNILINGUS ONE IN THE THINK 03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT
AL GORE DIDN'T INVENT THE INTERNET BUT HE DID MAKE UP GLOBAL WARMING I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? SAUSAGE FEST TALK NERDY TO ME
IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS
GIFT CERTIFICATE
SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE STRANGER WITH BENEFITS BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO! I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE
I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED HUNG HORSE GOD BLESS AMERICA
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FUCK YE! IF I PAY YOUR TAB IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY PROSTITUION SUPPORT OUR TROOPS EXCEPT RON, THAT GUY'S A DICK EXCUSE ME... WHICH WAY TO THE SEX?
IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME WOMEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS THEY'RE WHORES AND LIARS NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE
ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP? YOUTUBE MYSPACE AND I'LL GOOGLE YOUR YAHOO ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!! WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED
HE LOVES THE COCK NATURAL REDHEAD I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES! I WANNA PUT MY COCK IN YOUR PUSSY SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE! READ THIS SHIRT, BUY THE NEXT ROUND
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YOU ARE A CREATION OF GOD (WHEN HE WAS ON METH) YOUR MOM - RATED E FOR EVERYONE
YES YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF MY JUNK WITH YOUR CELL PHONE COMA SUTRA INTERNATIONAL AGE OF CONSENT TOUR KILL YOURSELF - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT!
...AS A KITE REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER IF YOU'RE THIS CLOSE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK? SPONSORED BY THE LETTER E
piMP I PUT THE IN LAZY THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE LAST NIGHT IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS DO THE TREES LAUGH?
I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN I JUST KILLED A CLOWN
I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE SWALLOWS THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB FUCK I'M CUTE? NO SHIT.
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS - IT'S NOT NICE TO PICK ON RETARDS HOW DARE I WEAR THIS GODDAMN SHIRT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING KIDS?! LAST CALL
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