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If you're close enough to
read this
(you now have sars)
(limited edition only)
SORRY GIRLS, I SUCK DICK
(limited edition only)
MELLO KITTY
(limited edition only)
 
VAGINAS ARE WEIRD
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS A WHORE
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BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS
YOU'VE ALREADY READ IT
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MGMT NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR STOLEN VIRGINITY
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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
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SORRY BOYS I EAT PUSSY
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THIS SHIRT HAS BEEN
TESTED ON ANIMALS
(limited edition only)
ASTHMA IS SEXY!
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CLICK HERE TO
SEE ME NAKED!
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THIS IS MY CLONE
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ANNA NICOLE ATE
MY LITTLE BROTHER
(limited edition only)
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PANTS
(limited edition only)
 
THIS SHIRT HAS BEEN
TESTED ON ANIMALS
(limited edition only)
BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS
YOU'VE ALREADY READ IT
(limited edition only)
VAGINAS ARE WEIRD
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MGMT NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR
LOST OR STOLEN VIRGINITY
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PIZZA SLUT
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ANTHRAX (other white powder)
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DOES THIS MAKE ME...
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WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?)
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BIN LADEN IS A BIG FAT..
(limited edition only)
 
I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS
TALKIN' 'BOUT
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MOTHER FUCKING THERESA
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SHOPLIFTER
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NSYNC (underground)
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I COMMITTED SUICIDE
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS A WHORE
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THE REAL AXIS OF EVIL
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NSYNC (UNDERGROUND)
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JESUS LOVES YOU (in that outfit) (limited edition only)
 
I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH
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SHITTLES (taste the asshole)
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THIS IS MY CLONE
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MEDIUM PIMPIN
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THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS)
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PIZZA SLUT
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WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?)
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
(limited edition only)
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SUCK MY DICK
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
(limited edition only)
THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS)
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I HELPED FUND
INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM
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I FUCKED OSAMA'S MAMA
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NSYNC (UNDERGROUND)
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NSYNC (UNDERGROUND)
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FUCK MY FAMILY, I'M MOVING
IN WITH THE OSBOURNES!

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CLITR'US
(limited edition only)
THE REAL AXIS OF EVIL
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TIGHTER THAN BRITNEY
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ABORTIONS TICKLE!
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ALL I WANT IS PEACE
IN THE MIDDLE EAST

(limited edition only)
 
YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
(limited edition only)

YOUR FISH SMELLS LIKE...
(limited edition only)
HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
(limited edition only)
 
TALK NERDY TO ME
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YOU MIGHT AS WELL
JUST SUCK MY DICK
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THIS SHIRT HAS BEEN
TESTED ON ANIMALS
(limited edition only)
 
TSHIRTHELL SUED THE OSBOURNES and all I got was this lousy free tshirt (freebie)
I HELPED FUND
INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM
(limited edition only)
WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?)
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SHOT BY THE SNIPER
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VAGINAS ARE WEIRD
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MOLESTED BY A NUN
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I FUCKED CUPID
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SADDAM (1937-2002)
(limited edition only)
WHERE THE FUCK ARE
MY PANTS?
(limited edition only)
 
THIS IS MY CLONE
(limited edition only)
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
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COCK STAR
(limited edition only)
 
I FUCKED THE GIRL
IN HANSON
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
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I'M NOT HANDICAPPED,
I'M JUST LAZY
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TIGHTER THAN BRITNEY
(limited edition only)
YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
(limited edition only)
 
ANTHRAX (other white powder)
(limited edition only)
I COMMITTED SUICIDE
(limited edition only)
WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?)
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WHO WANTS TO MARRY
A HUNDREDAIRE?
(limited edition only)
THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS)
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I FUCKED THE GIRL
IN HANSON
(limited edition only)
 
I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH
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ANTHRAX (other white powder)
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WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?)
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ASTHMA IS SEXY!
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SISTER FISTER
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SADDAM (1937-2002)
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ABORTIONS TICKLE!
(limited edition only)
I FUCKED THE GIRL
IN HANSON
(limited edition only)
ANNA NICOLE ATE
MY LITTLE BROTHER
(limited edition only)
 
YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
(limited edition only)
ABORTIONS TICKLE!
(limited edition only)
PLAIN CLOTHES COP
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THIS IS MY CLONE
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THIS IS MY CLONE
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THIS IS MY CLONE
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SUCK MY DICK
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LOOK AT MY CHEST WHEN
I'M TALKING TO YOU
(limited edition only)

MEDIUM PIMPIN
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THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS)
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I HELPED FUND
INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM
(limited edition only)
WHO WANTS TO MARRY
A HUNDREDAIRE?
(limited edition only)
WHO WANTS TO MARRY
A HUNDREDAIRE?
(limited edition only)
 
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
(limited edition only)
ASTHMA IS SEXY!
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SORRY GIRLS, I SUCK DICK
(limited edition only)
 
SORRY GIRLS, I SUCK DICK
(limited edition only)
SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY
(limited edition only)
SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY
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SWEARBEAR
(limited edition only)
I'M NOT HANDICAPPED,
I'M JUST LAZY
(limited edition only)
TIGHTER THAN BRITNEY
(limited edition only)
 
I'M THE TEENAGE GIRL YOU JERKED OFF IN THE CHATROOM WITH
(limited edition only)
SHARING IS CARING
FUCK THE RIAA

(limited edition only)
If you're close enough to
read this
(you now have sars)
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MUSIC IN A MINOR
(limited edition only)
ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
(limited edition only)
MEDIUM PIMPIN
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NSYNC (underground)
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HOT KOBE BEEF INJECTIONS

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WHO WANTS TO MARRY
A HUNDREDAIRE?
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DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK...
(limited edition only)
LOOK AT MY CHEST WHEN
I'M TALKING TO YOU
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IV:XX
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ANOREXIA IS PHAT!
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WWSD (what would Scooby doo?)
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If you're close enough to
If you're close enough to
read this
(you now have sars)
(limited edition only)
WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?)
(limited edition only)
YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
(limited edition only)
 
ANTHRAX (other white powder)
(limited edition only)
NSYNC (UNDERGROUND)
(limited edition only)
TALK NERDY TO ME
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LOOK AT MY CHEST WHEN
I'M TALKING TO YOU
(limited edition only)
I'M UGLY ON THE INSIDE TOO
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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MEDIUM PIMPIN
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GONE FISTING
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SORRY GIRLS I SUCK DICK
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CLITR'US
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THIS SHIRT HAS BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS
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GONE FISTING
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PANTS
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS I MUST BE DRUNK
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VAGINAS ARE WEIRD
(limited edition only)
 
ASTHMA IS SEXY!
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SORRY BOYS I EAT PUSSY
(limited edition only)
THIS SHIRT HAS BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS
(limited edition only)
 
GONE FISTING
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MUSIC IN A MINOR
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ADMIT IT YOU'D GO TO JAIL FOR THIS
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MOTHER FUCKING THERESA
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
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IV:XX
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LOOK AT MY CHEST
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I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING
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MEDIUM PIMPIN
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EAST COAST LAWNMOWERS
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I'M THE TEENAGE GIRL YOU JERKED OFF IN THE CHATROOM WITH
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SHARING IS CARING
FUCK THE RIAA

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SORRY GIRLS I SUCK DICK
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NEXT GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA
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SORRY GIRLS I SUCK DICK
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JESUS RAVES
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ONCE YOU GO ASIAN YOU'LL NEVER GO CAUCASIAN
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EAST COAST LAWNMOWERS
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ASTHMA IS SEXY!
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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MEDIUM PIMPIN
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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SHARING IS CARING
FUCK THE RIAA
(limited edition only)
RESTRAINING ORDERS
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SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY
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SWEARBEAR
(limited edition only)
SHITTLES (taste the asshole)
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SORRY GIRLS I SUCK DICK
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MELLO KITTY
(limited edition only)
IV:XX
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VON DOUCHE
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HE LOVES THE COCK
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SORRY GIRLS I SUCK DICK
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LOOK AT MY CHEST WHEN
I'M TALKING TO YOU
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VON DOUCHE
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SAVE STERN
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CLICK HERE TO
SEE ME NAKED!
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ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER
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CLIT 'R' US
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EAST COAST LAWNMOWERS
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HE LOVES THE COCK
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YOU MUST BE THIS LONG
TO RIDE

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I FUCKED THE GIRL
IN HANSON
(limited edition only)
IS IT PEDOPHILIA... IF THE
KID IS DEAD?

(limited edition only)
EAST COAST LAWNMOWERS
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I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS
TALKIN' BOUT
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