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THE REAL AXIS OF EVIL
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I COMMITTED SUICIDE
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HARRY IS A POTHEAD...
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MEDIUM PIMPIN
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IV:XX
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I'M JUST PRETENDING
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YOUR FISH SMELLS LIKE...
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THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS)
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JESUS RAVES
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BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS
YOU'VE ALREADY READ IT
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Idiot thought he was supposed
to submit "ANY" pic of himself
ABORTIONS TICKLE!
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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THE REAL AXIS OF EVIL
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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I FUCKED THE GIRL
IN HANSON
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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YOUR FISH SMELLS LIKE...
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HARRY IS A POTHEAD...
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VAGINAS ARE WEIRD
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WHO WANTS TO MARRY
A HUNDREDAIRE?
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MGMT. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR STOLEN VIRGINITY
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SWEARBEAR
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I'M CUTE? NO SHIT!
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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
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NSYNC (UNDERGROUND)
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WWSD (what would Scooby doo?)
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SADDAMIZED
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HARRY IS A POTHEAD AND...
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS)
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY...
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MEDIUM PIMPIN
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NSYNC (UNDERGROUND)
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SADDAM (1937-2002)
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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I FUCKED THE GIRL
IN HANSON
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SADDAM (1937-2002)
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I'M JUST PRETENDING
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SORRY GIRLS, I SUCK DICK
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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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ASTHMA IS SEXY!
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WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?)
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inSECURITY
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ANTHRAX (other white powder)
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NSYNC (underground)
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SADDAM (1937-2002)
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I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH
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SUICIDE BOMBER
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ONCE YOU GO ASIAN
YOU NEVER GO CAUCASIAN

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CLITR'US
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SHITTLES (taste the asshole)
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ASTHMA IS SEXY!
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ANOREXIA IS PHAT
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SORRY GIRLS, I SUCK DICK
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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RESTRAINING ORDERS
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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
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THIS IS MY CLONE
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ANTHRAX (other white powder)
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NSYNC (underground)
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NSYNC (underground)
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LOUSY ANTHRAX
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SOMETIMES I PEE
WHEN I LAUGH

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WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?)
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DIRTY
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LOUSY ANTHRAX
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YOUR FISH SMELLS LIKE...
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WHO WANTS TO MARRY
A HUNDREDAIRE?
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SORRY GIRLS, I SUCK DICK
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SORRY GIRLS, I SUCK DICK
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PIZZA SLUT
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SWEARBEAR
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THIS SHIRT HAS BEEN
TESTED ON ANIMALS
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THIS SHIRT HAS BEEN
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I'M NOT HANDICAPPED,
I'M JUST LAZY
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I'M JUST PRETENDING
TO BE A POSER
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I'M JUST PRETENDING
TO BE A POSER
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ASK ME HOW I LOST 6000 LBS
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SHITTLES (taste the asshole)
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MUSIC IN A MINOR
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MUSIC IN A MINOR
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CLITR'US
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ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE
MIDDLE EAST (and a blowjob)

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IV:XX
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FUCK MY FAMILY, I'M MOVING IN WITH THE OSBOURNES!
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SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY
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I'M NOT HANDICAPPED,
I'M JUST LAZY
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WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?)
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EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING
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MUSIC IN A MINOR
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If you're close enough to
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(you now have sars)
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GRINGO STAR
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GONE FISTING
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IV:XX
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SWEARBEAR
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ANTHRAX (other white powder)
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THIS IS MY CLONE
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MEAN PEOPLE SUCCEED
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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SORRY GIRLS, I SUCK DICK
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SWEARBEAR
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I'M JUST PRETENDING
TO BE A POSER
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ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE
MIDDLE EAST (and a blowjob)

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If you're close enough to
read this
(you now have sars)
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SAVE STERN
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BAD SAMARITAN
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SHARING IS CARING
FUCK THE RIAA
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I FUCKED THE GIRL
IN HANSON
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SWEARBEAR
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FOR INSTANT MEDIA
COVERAGE - TEAR HERE

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SHARING IS CARING
FUCK THE RIAA
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS)
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SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY
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I SPENT A NIGHT IN PARIS
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SAVE STERN
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SOMETIMES I PEE
WHEN I LAUGH!
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IV:XX
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FUCK YOU
YOU'RE IRISH
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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SAVE STERN
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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
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THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS)
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SORRY GIRLS I SUCK DICK
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ABORTIONS TICKLE!
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SOMETIMES I PEE
WHEN I LAUGH!
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I CAN GO ALL NIGHT
I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO
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SHARING IS CARING
FUCK THE RIAA
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I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH
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IV:XX
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ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
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ABORTIONS TICKLE!
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HE LOVES THE COCK
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<TITS>...</TITS>
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SHARING IS CARING
FUCK THE RIAA
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JESUS IS A HOMO
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FUCK THE HOMELESS
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I BET YOU'LL VOTE
THIS TIME HIPPIE

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I BET YOU'LL VOTE
THIS TIME HIPPIE

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YOU CAN'T HAVE
MANSLAUGHTER
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MEDIUM PIMPIN
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GRINGO STAR
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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
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WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?)
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SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY
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SWEARBEAR
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I'M JUST PRETENDING
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I'M NOT HANDICAPPED,
I'M JUST LAZY
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I'M HUGE IN JAPAN
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I SPENT A NIGHT IN PARIS
(want to see the video?)
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THE BEST THING IN LIFE
ARE FREE
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HE LOVES THE COCK
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SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY
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BEERLEADER
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DON'T HATE ME BECAYSE
I'M BEAUTIFUL...
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I BRING NOTHING
TO THE TABLE
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THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS)
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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FINISH YOUR PUSSY
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I FUCKED THE GIRL IN HANSON
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ONCE YOU GO ASIAN YOU'LL NEVER GO CAUCASIAN
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THIS IS MY CLONE
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SUCK MY DICK
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
EAT ME OUT
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I'M UGLY ON THE INSIDE TOO
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DRAFT DODGER
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JESUS IS A HOMO
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BLUE = DEMOCRATS
RED = COMPLETE MORONS
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YES, I HAVE PLENTY OF
CHANGE...
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MICHAEL JACKSON DID NOT
MOLEST THESE CHILDREN...
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I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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I'M NOT HANDICAPPED,
I'M JUST LAZY
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I WAS MOLESTED BY MICHAEL
JACKSON AND ALL I GOT...
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HE LOVES THE COCK
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ASSHOLE
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I BOUGHT CHRISTOPHER
REEVE'S WHEELCHAIR...
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MEDIUM PIMPIN
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HE LOVES THE COCK
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ONCE YOU GO ASIAN YOU'LL NEVER GO CAUCASIAN
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TALK NERDY TO ME
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IV:XX
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I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH
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STOP MIDGET ON
MIDGET CRIME
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I'M THE TEENAGE GIRL YOU JERKED OFF IN THE...
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I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS
TALKIN' BOUT
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I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND
THAT THING YOU LIKE
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YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS
IS MY LITTLE WHORE
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ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER
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VEGETARIAN? MY COCK IS
MADE OF SOY!
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I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
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