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WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I MAY BE A RAPIST BUT AT LEAST I RECYCLE (limited edition only)	IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT


TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	INTERNATIONAL AGE OF CONSENT TOUR CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	THIS IS MY CLONE (Robert Smith of the Cure) (limited edition only)	WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


RESTRAINING ORDERS (limited edition only)	SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TOUR (limited edition only)	MELLO KITTY (limited edition only)


SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TOUR (limited edition only)	YOUR FISH SMELLS LIKE PUSSY (limited edition only)	SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY Kathryn Feller and Billy Bob (limited edition only)


I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS 3 (limited edition only)	I'M THE TEENAGE GIRL YOU JERKED OFF IN THE CHATROOM WITH (limited edition only)	NEXT GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA (with porn star Marey Carey) (limited edition only)


ATKINS APPROVED (limited edition only)	YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER UNLESS... (limited edition only)	THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE (with Jenna Jameson) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN (MARK CUBAN) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	HIGH ON LIFE... AND GLUE! (Slash of Velvet Revolver) (limited edition only)	THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS) (Slash of Velvet Revolver) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


BIN LADEN IS A BIG FAT... (limited edition only)	GREETINGS FROM IRAQ (limited edition only)	MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR MOM (with Pink) (limited edition only)


GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE MARIO VAN PEEBLES! (with Mario Van Peebles) (limited edition only)	VON DOUCHE (limited edition only)	I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SAVE STERN (Beetlejuice and Miss Howard Stern) (limited edition only)


SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE! (limited edition only)	SATISFIED CUSTOMERS (limited edition only)


ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG (with Lemmy from Motorhead) (limited edition only)	DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL... (limited edition only)	I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'M CUTE? NO SHIT! CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	GREETINGS FROM IRAQ (limited edition only)	CLIT 'R' US (with Joan Jett) (limited edition only)


MUSIC IN A MINOR (with author Chuck Palahniuk) (limited edition only)	SAVE STERN (with Gary the Retard) (limited edition only)	HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY! (limited edition only)


SHOT BY THE SNIPER (limited edition only)	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I FUCKED THE GIRL IN HANSON (limited edition only)


I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH (limited edition only)	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	SISTER FISTER (limited edition only)


WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes) (limited edition only)	VON DOUCHE (limited edition only)	I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	BIN LADEN IS A BIG FAT.. (limited edition only)	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


CLICK HERE TO SEE ME NAKED! (limited edition only)	YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)	STOP MIDGET ON MIDGET CRIME (limited edition only)


YOUR FISH SMELLS LIKE... (limited edition only)	SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY (limited edition only)	I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH (limited edition only)


SPORTSRADIO 1010 CREW TAMPA FLORIDA	SADDAM (1937-2002) (limited edition only)	ABORTIONS TICKLE! (limited edition only)


EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH (limited edition only)	WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (with Allison Mack) (limited edition only)


YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)	FUCK THE HOMELESS (limited edition only)	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)


TAKE A PICTURE (and masturbate to it later) (limited edition only)	HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY! (with Christopher Lowell) (limited edition only)	YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)


WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (limited edition only)	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	RESTRAINING ORDERS (limited edition only)


ASTHMA IS SEXY! CLICK HERE TO BUY IT	STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS (limited edition only)	BIN LADEN IS A BIG FAT.. (limited edition only)


ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST (and a blowjob) (limited edition only)	<TITS>...</TITS> (limited edition only)	ABORTIONS TICKLE! (limited edition only)


ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST (and a blowjob) (limited edition only)	ANNA NICOLE ATE MY LITTLE BROTHER (limited edition only)	BIN LADEN IS A BIG FAT... (limited edition only)


JESUS LOVES YOU (with Bob Odenkirk) (limited edition only)	SORRY GIRLS, I SUCK DICK (limited edition only)	MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB (limited edition only)


CLIT 'R' US (with Ron Jeremy) (limited edition only)	RESTRAINING ORDERS (with Foo Fighter Chris Shiflett) (limited edition only)	FINISH YOUR PUSSY (with KISS) (limited edition only)


WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (limited edition only)	IF YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS YOU NOW HAVE SARS (with Robin Shou) (limited edition only)	ANTHRAX (other white powder) (limited edition only)


I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	TALK NERDY TO ME CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


RESTRAINING ORDERS (limited edition only)	NSYNC (underground) (limited edition only)	CLICK HERE TO SEE ME NAKED! (limited edition only)


YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)	THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING (BELIEVE IN JESUS) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	ONCE YOU GO ASIAN YOU'LL NEVER GO CAUCASIAN (limited edition only)


SADDAMIZED (with the Macho Man) (limited edition only)	ANTHRAX (other white powder) (limited edition only)	WHO WANTS TO MARRY A HUNDREDAIRE? (limited edition only)


MUSIC IN A MINOR (with George Clinton) (limited edition only)	YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	ABORTIONS TICKLE! (with Andrew W. K. ) (limited edition only)


GRINGO STAR (worn by Alex Bach) (limited edition only)	LOOK AT MY CHEST WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME (limited edition only)	I SPENT A NIGHT IN PARIS (with Andy Serkis/Gollum) (limited edition only)


RESTRAINING ORDERS (limited edition only)	I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE (with Anders Friden of IN FLAMES ) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WWJD (for a Klondike Bar?) (limited edition only)


I READ TO THE DEAF (limited edition only)	ABORTIONS TICKLE! (with Corey of the Slipknot) (limited edition only)	I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPY (limited edition only)


TAKE A PICTURE (and masturbate to it later) (limited edition only)	ASTHMA IS SEXY! CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	IS IT PEDOPHILIA... IF THE KID IS DEAD? (limited edition only)


I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPY (limited edition only)	MEDIUM PIMPIN (with Butch Patrick) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' BOUT (with Tom Savini) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	BUDDA IS A FAT BASTARD (with James and Chris of the Slipknot) (limited edition only)


I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPY (with Chuck Palahniuk) (limited edition only)	DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL (limited edition only)	SAVE STERN (with Joey Boots) (limited edition only)


SYNDROME OF A DOWN (limited edition only)	BEERLEADER (limited edition only)	SEX IN THE CLITTY (limited edition only)


PIGFUCKING MORONIC INBRED lOSERS FOR BUSH (with Lewis Black) (limited edition only)	PIGFUCKING MORONIC INBRED lOSERS FOR BUSH (with James Taylor) (limited edition only)	BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS YOU'VE ALREADY READ IT (with Dustin Diamond) (limited edition only)


BRING OUR CAMEL FUCKING TROOPS HOME (limited edition only)	WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPY (with Howard Dean) (limited edition only)


I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	GREETINGS FROM IRAQ (limited edition only)	I'M HUGE IN JAPAN CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


MUSIC IN A MINOR (worn by Ivy of the Spankdriven) (limited edition only)	SORRY GIRLS I SUCK DICK (limited edition only)	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)


WHATEVER I DO, BLAME IT ON AL-QAEDA (limited edition only)	MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR MOM (limited edition only)	I BOUGHT CHRISTOPHER REEVE'S WHEELCHAIR... (limited edition only)


I WAS MOLESTED BY MICHAEL JACKSON AND... (limited edition only)	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	I'M SO BLACK I SCARE MYSELF (limited edition only)


GIRL SCOUTS GONE WILD (limited edition only)	ATKINS APPROVED (limited edition only)	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)


ASTHMA IS SEXY! CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	I'M NOT HANDICAPPED, I'M JUST LAZY (limited edition only)	SORRY GIRLS I SUCK DICK (limited edition only)


YOU MUST BE THIS LONG... (with the band Mudvayne) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (limited edition only)	I DON'T HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK... (limited edition only)


SWALLOWS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	OB/GYN KENOBI CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	19TH HOLE (limited edition only)


ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER (with MTV's Puck) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	RED = REPUBICANS BLUE = IDIOTIC CRYBABIES (with Bruce Campbell) (limited edition only)	I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE (with Disturbed) (limited edition only)	TAKE A PICTURE (and masturbate to it later) (limited edition only)	I WILL NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS (with Bowling for Soup) (limited edition only)


ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG (with GWAR) (limited edition only)	TO: WOMEN - FROM: GOD CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	WWJD (For A Klondike Bar?) (with Sid Haig) (limited edition only)


ALL I WANT IS PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST (and a blowjob) (with Traci Lords) (limited edition only)	I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE... (with Michael Berryman) (limited edition only)	THE KORAN NOW IN 2 PLY (limited edition only)


SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE WHITE PEOPLE (with Ryan Dunn and Don Vito) (limited edition only)	JESUS DID IT FOR THE CHICKS (limited edition only)	I BOUGHT CHRISTOPHER REEVE'S WHEELCHAIR... (with Chevelle) (limited edition only)


HE LOVES THE COCK (limited edition only)	I SUPPORT STEM CELL RESEARCH (limited edition only)	DUMBLEDORE DIES... (limited edition only)


MY IDEA INVOLVES MIDGETS AND PORN (with Mini-KISS) (limited edition only)	I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	BAD SAMARITAN (with porn star Samantha Eden) CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!


I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS CLICK HERE TO BUY IT!	NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTED YOU'D BE A LOSER (with Chimaira)