Collection: ALCOHOL

1 Day(s) Sober

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Anonymous Alcoholic

Ask Me About Our Drinks For Blowjobs Program

Contains Alcohol For Maximum Effectiveness

Divine Intervention

Drinking Has A Me Problem

First One To Puke Drives

I Can't Hear Anything You're Saying

I Drink In Moderation

I Hope I Don't Black Out Because This Is Awesome!

I Pound Beers For Jesus

I Quit Drinking (In Public)

I'm Already Drunk. Let Me Know How Things Turn Out

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

If I Pay Your Tab It's Not Technically Prostitution

It's Only Binge Drinking If You Stop

Jesus Gimme Back The Wheel

Keep Your Goddamn Fruit Outta My Beer

Maybe We Wouldn't Have So Many Drunken Astronauts If All These Computers Didn't Have Spacebars

My Life Is A Very Complicated Drinking Game

Not Tonight Ladies I'm Just Here To Get Drunk

Read This Shirt Buy The Next Round. I Don't Make The Rules I Just Wear The Shirt

Reminder - Buy More Beer

See You All At My Intervention

So I Walk Into A Bar

Two Drinks Away From Girl On Girl Action

Warning - If I Wake Up With Marker On My Face I'll Stab You

When I Pass Out Later Don't Put Stuff In My Ass