Collection: SELF-DEPRECATING

Glad I Got The Extended Warranty On My Liver

I'm Ugly On The Inside Too

Kindness Is Contagious - Get The Fuck Away From Me

2024 - The Year We Finally Gave Up

I'm Available For Curbside Pickup

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore

This Orgy Sure Is Off To A Slow Start

My Project 2025

I'm Never Wearing This In A Bar Again

Batshit Lazy

I'm Just Pretending To Be A Poser

276518 Dad

Am I Canceled Yet?

We're Just Friends

This Shirt Was Proudly Made In America - Central America (Much Cheaper)

I'm Suspending Disbelief Until Further Notice

I'm Part Of The Problem

I'm Already Drunk. Let Me Know How Things Turn Out

I Take The The Out Of Psychotherapist

I Was With Stupid

How Many Elves Do You Have To Blow

Don't Bother Me - I'm Wasting Potential

America's Next Top Coke Whore

I'm The Reason For Santa's Naughty List

Canada Sent Me Back

American Mail-Order Bride

Check Out This Asshole

271st Responder

I Hope There Is An Afterlife So I Can Waste That Too

I Don't Need Condoms - The Aids Will Kill The Baby

Blondes Have More Fun And More STDs

Please Turn Me Over So I Don't Choke On My Own Vomit - Thank You

Who Needs Big Tits When You Have An Ass Like This?

Dopest Honky Award Winner (Customizable Year)

There Were Two No Shows For My Threesome

Crazy Rich Asian