Collection: SELF-DEPRECATING

Ask Me About My Complete Lack Of Interest

Glad I Got The Extended Warranty On My Liver

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore

I Have That Disease Where I Look Like This.

Kindness Is Contagious - Get The Fuck Away From Me

This Orgy Sure Is Off To A Slow Start

2024 - The Year We Finally Gave Up

I'm Ugly On The Inside Too

Awaiting My Presidential Pardon

I Would Go Fuck Myself But I Have Standards.

They Said It Couldn't Be Done - So I Didn't Do It.

I Don't Like Me Either

Anyone Need To Earn Money For Rent?

I'm Available For Curbside Pickup

I'm Never Wearing This In A Bar Again

Not Brad Pitt

Batshit Lazy

Am I Canceled Yet?

Wish I Was Here.

Too Lazy To Get Laid

I'm The Reason For Santa's Naughty List

My Project 2025

Crazy Rich Asian

I Should Be In The Kitchen

Voted Most Likely To Die Of Auto Erotic Asphyxia.

The Fact That I Bought This Shirt Should Be Red Flag #1

I'm Just Pretending To Be A Poser

276518 Dad

I Put The In Lazy

My Mom & Dad Went Shoplifting And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Voted Best Cock In The State 2004 2005 2007

Vote For Me For President Of This Room

Vitruvian Half-Man

This Shirt Is So Anticlimactic That It Something Something.

This Isn't The Shirt I Ordered.

The Treatments Are Not Working