Collection: ALCOHOL/DRUGS

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass

Glad I Got The Extended Warranty On My Liver

...As A Kite

You Don't Have To Wait Until 4:20 If You Do Heroin

I'm Never Wearing This In A Bar Again

Marijuana Deer

It'd Be Easy For Me To Say I Love Alcohol

I'm Already Drunk. Let Me Know How Things Turn Out

High On Life (And Glue)

Harry Is A Pothead And The Sorcerer's Stoned

America's Next Top Coke Whore

Baby It's Canceled Outside

St. Patrick's Pub (Jean-Luc Picard)

I've Got The Spirit Of The Lord In Me - And I'm Trying To Get Him Wasted

Fuck Red Bull - Ride The White Pony

Barry Takes It In The Ass

Please Turn Me Over So I Don't Choke On My Own Vomit - Thank You

When I Pass Out Later Don't Put Stuff In My Ass

The Wrath Of Leprechaun

Jesus Raves

I Buy Crystal Meth For The Sudafed

Fuck Off - I Have Glaucoma (With Pot Leaf)

Jesus Gimme Back The Wheel

Tokin' White Guy

South American Idol

420 - I Don't Smoke Pot

1 Day(s) Sober

Do Something With Your Life - Get Me A Beer

Drinking Has A Me Problem

Remember 4/20

First One To Puke Drives

The Habbit

I Drink In Moderation

I'D Get High On Life But Drugs Work So Much Faster

My Life Is A Very Complicated Drinking Game