Collection: ALCOHOL/DRUGS

Glad I Got The Extended Warranty On My Liver

...As A Kite

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass

Disney On Ice

Ask Me About Our Drinks For Blowjobs Program

Dude... Who Made Me?

I'm Never Wearing This In A Bar Again

Maybe We Wouldn't Have So Many Drunken Astronauts If All These Computers Didn't Have Spacebars

Marijuana Deer

You Don't Have To Wait Until 4:20 If You Do Heroin

Save Sea Turtles. Ban Straws

I Hope I Don't Black Out Because This Is Awesome!

High Roller

Jesus Gimme Back The Wheel

1 Day(s) Sober

I Drink In Moderation

Oh God It's Happening Again

Wiid

Let's Get Fucked Up! Like The Economy

Whitney Houston Beats Bobby Brown To Death

You Are A Creation Of God - When He Was On Meth

Warning - If I Wake Up With Marker On My Face I'll Stab You

Taking Acid And Kicking Gnomes

Shut The Fuck Up And Drink Your Beer

Sexy Zebra

Reefer Madness!

Puff Puff Pass (Inhaler)

Pow/Mia (War On Drugs)

Only Beer For Me. I'm The Designated Driver.

Not Tonight Ladies I'm Just Here To Get Drunk

Mellow Birds

Marijuana Is My Natural High

Marijuana Crucifixion

Legalize It (Do Not Remove)

Keep Your Goddamn Fruit Outta My Beer