Collection: DRY HUMOR

I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

Your Count Votes Parody

Glad I Got The Extended Warranty On My Liver

Black Is Beautiful (Black Is The Name Of My Huge White Cock)

You'll Regret Reading This Shirt

What The Fuck Did You Call Me? (Pot And Kettle)

2024 - The Year We Finally Gave Up

I'm Available For Curbside Pickup

This Election Remember To Exercise Your Right

You Can't Have Manslaughter Without Laughter

I'd Rather Be Insurrecting

Now Accepting Reach Arounds

This Orgy Sure Is Off To A Slow Start

You Discussed Me

My Project 2025

I Only Wear This Shirt On Days Ending With Dystopian Hellscape

The Funniest Thing About This Shirt

Flaming Heterosexual

Motley Roses - Appetite For The Devil

Man The Middle East... Am I Right?

Go Local Sports Team And/Or College

I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets

Stranger (With Benefits)

This Thanksgiving I'm Just Thankful

Fronds

I Am The White Man Who's Been Keeping You Down

Slavery Gets Shit Done

I'm Just Pretending To Be A Poser

World's Greatest Dad - I Don't Even Have Kids. Can You Believe They'll Sell These To Anyone?

By The Time You Read This You've Already Read It

Am I Canceled Yet?

I'D Rather Be Fighting The Man

Yoko (Markle) Parody

Who Needs Drugs? No Seriously I Have Drugs

We're Just Friends