Collection: DRY HUMOR

There Are Two People Fucking On The Back Of This Shirt

Flaming Heterosexual

Motley Roses - Appetite For The Devil

Baaaaaa Means Nooooo

Stranger (With Benefits)

Sorry Ladies The Shirt Is Staying On

I'm Sorry For What I Said When You Were A Cunt.

Am I Canceled Yet?

Voted "Most Likely To Travel Back In Time"

I Wanna Put My (Cock) In Your (Pussy) And Smack Your (Giraffe)

I Hope I Don't Black Out Because This Is Awesome!

Any Way We Can Speed This Up?

Happy Birthday Santa

I'm Available For Curbside Pickup

Jesus Gimme Back The Wheel

When Life Hands You: High Fructose Corn Syrup Citric Acid... Make Lemonade

My Marxist Feminist Dialectic Brings All The Boys To The Yard

Maybe We Wouldn't Have So Many Drunken Astronauts If All These Computers Didn't Have Spacebars

I Am The White Man Who's Been Keeping You Down

Now Accepting Reach Arounds

By The Time You Read This You've Already Read It

Go Local Sports Team And/Or College

Yolo

Worlds' Goodest Teecher

Wish I Was Here.

What's The Average Duration Of Whatever The Fuck This Is?

Too Lazy To Get Laid

This Shirt Is So Anticlimactic That It Something Something.

Take Me Home. Earn Points. Get Rewards.

She Beats Me

Save Sea Turtles. Ban Straws

Relax I'm Hilarious

Kenny Fuckin' G!

Just Killing Time Until The Sweet Embrace Of Death

Jupiter

I Washed My Ass Today - Just In Case