Collection: DEATH/MURDER/SUICIDE/VIOLENCE

I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty

Alien Vs Predator

Fly Like Mike Not Like Kobe

Shoot Me I'm Irish (JFK)

They Used To Laugh And Call Him Names

You'll Regret Reading This Shirt

You Can't Have Manslaughter Without Laughter

I'm Not Fighting The Man - I Just Like Fisting

This Shirt Is 100% Organic - 65% Baby Seal 25% Panda 10% Manatee

I Only Wear This Shirt On Days Ending With Dystopian Hellscape

Cookie Cutter

Suicide Watch

I'd Rather Be Insurrecting

Jesus Returns

Marshmallow Roast

If I'm Not On A Watchlist

Plan "C"

I'm Never Wearing This In A Bar Again

Democrats Want To Kill Your Baby - Republicans Just Want To Fuck It

If You Have A Whistle Now Is The Time

I Just Got My Nails Did

If Jesus Comes Back - We'll Kill Him Again

Please Use Birth Control - I'm Not Made Of Coat Hangers

Snuff Film

The Kermit Dissection

Lucy Is A Punt (Charlie Brown)

I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee - Ground Up And In The Freezer

Voted Most Likely To Die Of Auto Erotic Asphyxia.

The Great Pumpkin

This Thanksgiving I'm Just Thankful

I'D Rather Be Fighting The Man

Tigger Mortis

Bieber Checklist

Make America Great Again (Native Americans)

Make Thumb Love - Not Thumb War

That's All Folks (Porky Pig)