Collection: DEATH/MURDER/SUICIDE/VIOLENCE

I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty

Alien Vs Predator

They Used To Laugh And Call Him Names

Fly Like Mike Not Like Kobe

You'll Regret Reading This Shirt

You Can't Have Manslaughter Without Laughter

Shoot Me I'm Irish (JFK)

Suicide Watch

I'd Rather Be Insurrecting

I'm Not Fighting The Man - I Just Like Fisting

This Shirt Is 100% Organic - 65% Baby Seal 25% Panda 10% Manatee

If I'm Not On A Watchlist

I Only Wear This Shirt On Days Ending With Dystopian Hellscape

Plan "C"

Cookie Cutter

Jesus Returns

Marshmallow Roast

If You Have A Whistle Now Is The Time

If Jesus Comes Back - We'll Kill Him Again

I'm Never Wearing This In A Bar Again

I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee - Ground Up And In The Freezer

Democrats Want To Kill Your Baby - Republicans Just Want To Fuck It

I Just Got My Nails Did

Donner Party

Hunters Kill (Taxidermy Rudolph)

Rape Is No Laughing Matter - Unless You're Raping A Clown

Please Use Birth Control - I'm Not Made Of Coat Hangers

Jesus Gimme Back The Wheel

Snuff Film

The Kermit Dissection

Lucy Is A Punt (Charlie Brown)

Voted Most Likely To Die Of Auto Erotic Asphyxia.

The Great Pumpkin

This Thanksgiving I'm Just Thankful

I'D Rather Be Fighting The Man

Tigger Mortis