Collection: CREEPY

#Me Too But I Liked It

As Seen On Dateline

Fisting Makes Me Come Alive (Kermit The Frog)

I Don't Have Any Grandkids - Ask Me About My Dick

I Met My Wife On Ancestry.Com

I Take The The Out Of Psychotherapist

I'll Eat It

I'm Here For The Wrong Reasons

I'm Not Pro-Abortion. I'm Amateur At Best.

If I'm Not On A Watchlist

If You Feel Like Hurting Yourself Call Someone

If You Have A Whistle Now Is The Time

MILF

My Eyes Are Up Here Staring At Your Tits

My Mom Thinks I Have A Nice Ass

Natural Redhead

Rejecting Advice Of Counsel

Restraining Orders Are Just Another Way Of Saying I Love You

Some Day I'll Find That One Special Lady Who Will Stamb Me To Death

Sometimes I Lose Track Of Time And Realize I've Been Drowning Puppies For Hours

Stalactites And Stalagmites

Those Roofies Should Be Kicking In Right About Now

Voted Most Likely To Die Of Auto Erotic Asphyxia.