Collection: SEX/ROMANCE

I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty

Free Hugs (World Champion Slut Hugger)

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

To Women From God

I Bleached My Asshole For This?

Black Is Beautiful (Black Is The Name Of My Huge White Cock)

I'm Not Gay But My Asshole Is

Bring Back Hairy Pussies

I Support Single Moms

If You're Happy And You Know It Show Me Your Tits!

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore

I'm Not Fighting The Man - I Just Like Fisting

This Orgy Sure Is Off To A Slow Start

Mackin' Cheese

I Put Out For Santa

I Fucking Love To Cuddle

Mary Was Only A Virgin If You Don't Count Anal

MILF

Coma Sutra

I'm So Good Santa Came Twice

I Wanna Put My (Cock) In Your (Pussy) And Smack Your (Giraffe)

Fisting Makes Me Come Alive (Kermit The Frog)

Ask Me About Our Drinks For Blowjobs Program

Anyone Need To Earn Money For Rent?

There Are Two People Fucking On The Back Of This Shirt

I'm Available For Curbside Pickup

Plan "C"

Swallows

Ob Gyn Kenobi

Stranger (With Benefits)

Democrats Want To Kill Your Baby - Republicans Just Want To Fuck It

Now Accepting Reach Arounds

There's An Amber Alert In My Pants

If You're Already This Close Why Don't You Just Suck My Dick

Your Mom Is A Whore - Merry Christmas

Too Lazy To Get Laid