Collection: SEX/ROMANCE

I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty

Free Hugs (World Champion Slut Hugger)

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

I'm Not Gay But My Asshole Is

To Women From God

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore

I Bleached My Asshole For This?

Black Is Beautiful (Black Is The Name Of My Huge White Cock)

I Support Single Moms

This Orgy Sure Is Off To A Slow Start

Fisting Makes Me Come Alive (Kermit The Frog)

Bring Back Hairy Pussies

MILF

If You're Happy And You Know It Show Me Your Tits!

Coma Sutra

I'm Not Fighting The Man - I Just Like Fisting

Mackin' Cheese

I'm So Good Santa Came Twice

I Put Out For Santa

I Fucking Love To Cuddle

Ask Me About Our Drinks For Blowjobs Program

Plan "C"

Mary Was Only A Virgin If You Don't Count Anal

Your Mom Is A Whore - Merry Christmas

I Wanna Put My (Cock) In Your (Pussy) And Smack Your (Giraffe)

Anyone Need To Earn Money For Rent?

There Are Two People Fucking On The Back Of This Shirt

I'm Available For Curbside Pickup

Flaming Heterosexual

Swallows

Baaaaaa Means Nooooo

Ob Gyn Kenobi

Stranger (With Benefits)

Splash Zone

I Need A Girl Who Can Handle My Load

Democrats Want To Kill Your Baby - Republicans Just Want To Fuck It