Collection: SEX/ROMANCE

I Don't Need Condoms - The Aids Will Kill The Baby

Thousands Of My Potential Children Died On Your Daughter's Face Last Night

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend - But My Dick Is A Really Close Second

Blondes Have More Fun And More STDs

At Least You're Looking At My Shirt Instead Of My Huge Erection

Star In Your Very Own Comic (Mmm... Delicious)

Rape Is No Laughing Matter - Unless You're Raping A Clown

Clit 'R' Us

Subgay

Jesus Did It For The Chicks

Sorry Girls - I Suck Dick

Sorry Boys - I Eat Pussy

I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer

Gone Fisting

I'm The Teenage Girl You Jerked Off In The Chatroom With

Squirter

No Means Maybe

My Idea Involves Midgets And Porn (Will Give More Information Upon Request)

Pussy Has More Calories Than You Think

If I Can Build A Computer I Can Make You Cum

Close Your Eyes And Pretend She's Me

I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like

Frat Boys Give The Best Head

He Loves The Cock

All I Want Is Peace In The Middle East (And A Blowjob)

Spin My Dreidel (And By Dreidel I Mean Cock And By Spin I Mean Suck)

Fuck Me Silly

Soldiers Need Hummers - Please Help Support The Cause

Orgasms - Keep It Real

There Were Two No Shows For My Threesome

Ezekiel 23:20

Ask Me About How You Can Increase My Penis Size

Please Use Birth Control - I'm Not Made Of Coat Hangers

Jesus Loves You But I'm Right Here Baby.

Forget Mary Ann & Ginger