Collection: SELF-DEPRECATING

Content Parents Of An Average Student

At Least I'm Out Doing Things

Am I Still Here?

We're Just Friends

I'm Suspending Disbelief Until Further Notice

I'm Part Of The Problem

I'm Already Drunk. Let Me Know How Things Turn Out

I Take The The Out Of Psychotherapist

I Was With Stupid

How Many Elves Do You Have To Blow

Don't Bother Me - I'm Wasting Potential

America's Next Top Coke Whore

Canada Sent Me Back

American Mail-Order Bride

Check Out This Asshole

271st Responder

I Hope There Is An Afterlife So I Can Waste That Too

Blondes Have More Fun And More STDs

Please Turn Me Over So I Don't Choke On My Own Vomit - Thank You

Who Needs Big Tits When You Have An Ass Like This?

Dopest Honky Award Winner (Customizable Year)

There Were Two No Shows For My Threesome

I Wasn't Invited But I'm Sure It Was An Oversight

I'm Here For The Wrong Reasons

It's Been A Pleasure To Not Talk To You

My Persistence Hasn't Paid Off

World Champion Liar - Or Am I?

My Bling Seems Irrelevant

Shoplifter

420 - I Don't Smoke Pot

Insecurity

I Tried Sincerity Once... It Was Hilarious

Today I'm Herpes Free

I'm Not Handicapped - I'm Just Lazy

I Shaved My Balls For This?

Just Another Big White Idiot