Collection: SELF-DEPRECATING

My Mom & Dad Went Shoplifting And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Voted Best Cock In The State 2004 2005 2007

Vote For Me For President Of This Room

Vitruvian Half-Man

This Isn't The Shirt I Ordered.

The Treatments Are Not Working

Sorry About What Happens Later

Self-Parody

Proud Of Something My Kid May Or May Not Have Done

Now Can I Please Get Back To My Rigorous Masturbation & Napping Schedule?

Next Best Thing

My Worst Decision Is Yet To Come.

Morbidly American

Masculine As Fuck

Long-Term Prostitute

It's Never Too Late To Be A Disappointment

I'm Working On A Profound Statement.

I'm The Asshole In The Comments Section

I'm Staging An Epic Comeback.

I'm One Bad Date From Becoming A Cat Lady

I'm Not Autistic I'm Just An Asshole.

I'm Like The Michael Jordan Of Standing In This Spot

I'm A Man Of Few

I'll Eat It

I Went To Vegas And All I Got Was This Lousy I (Heart) Ny Shirt Because I'm With Stupid

I Kiss My Hot Friends For Cash

I Don't Like White People Either

I Didn't Get A Gift Receipt.

I Can't Believe I Slept With Three People Or More To Get This Job

I Can Run An 11 Minute Mile

I Am The Path Of Least Resistance

Here's A Table Jesus Made Before That Whole Savior

Had I Known I Would Have Worn Something Nicer.

God's Biggest Fuck Up

Gangbang Line Jumper

Dresses Like Shit