Labor Day Sale plus Election Shirts

Everything in our store is on sale this weekend for Labor Day. Take 15% off at checkout with coupon LABOR15!

You know how every band says their new album is their best work? That’s kinda like every candidate telling you this is the most important election in history. Rest assured... this election isn’t more important than our shortest president, James Madison, defeating Charles Cotesworth Pinckey to become America’s 4th Commander in Chief.

Speaking of shrimps, don’t you think a bucket of shrimp would be a very fine candidate, given the other choices? We do too.

After all, shrimps’ heads may be pointed at their own asses, but at least they’re not UP them, like our elephant and donkey friends’ are.

One thing we can count on in America though - YOUR COUNT VOTES! And he’s like… Transylvanian, presumably. So yeah ya don’t have to be a citizen anymore, long as you have a monocle. Cool, I guess.

Wellllll lettttssssseeeeeeee, whaaaaaat else is in the news…. OH! It’s almost 9-11! And finally there’s a sequel worth getting back out to those COVID-filled theaters for - Revenge of the Towers. There’s no talking trees, but there’s a talking Bush.

We’ll show ourselves out. Go forth into the web, be purchaseful, and shopify.

PS. Yes, we've been making some changes to our website. While it's still not finished, it's shop-able. If you're looking for something not up yet (such as all customizable shirts, and others), hit us up and we'll make it happen for ya.