The Blacker the Friday the Sweeter the Deals
T-Shirt Hell
The Blacker the Friday the Sweeter the Deals. And the later the Black Friday falls in November the blacker it is. This is the blackest Friday in over 1400 years folk! For the next few days we have everything in our store at 24% off. Use coupon BF24 at checkout.
It’s time for optimism. It’s time for reconnecting with our inner best selves. It’s a new day dawning. There’s even a new President! Of Mexico. And it’s a woman! She’s even Jewish for Christ sake! Probably lesbian too. Just our guess.
Hey speaking of Jews and Christ and so forth… it’s the holiday season! And we have a gift for you - a BRAND NEW WEBSITE! It’s 33.85% easier to order on a computer, and 345,654% easier to order on your mobile, but with a shortened season due to the Blackness of this Friday you gotta jump on our sale right away to make sure you receive your orders in time. We also no longer offer expedited shipping, so keep that in mind. We might still be missing a few designs or styles here or there. If your favorite is missing, let us know and we'll add it quickly so you can get in on the sale.
If you are out of the US, there is a chance you'll still get it in time, but it's better to order from one of our international sites - pick the closest one. It'll get to you 2 weeks faster to you. (See footer of the website for URLs to those shops, and if something is missing from those let us know and we'll add it.) The coupon is good on all of our sites.
Need something for the Xmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa celebrator in your life? We have you covered. You like traditional Santa, you like S&M Santa, you’ll find both. We even have atheist shirts. Can’t wait for Satan go get here? Tell me about it. There’s something for everyone in our winter holiday collection - we’re like the Far Side of t-shirts (only with more swearing and genitalia references.)
So get on this sale FAST. Your boss is well aware you’re shopping online right now, you don’t even have to hide it today. Get something for him/her/them and he/she/they will love you forever.