Collection: ALCOHOL/DRUGS

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass

Glad I Got The Extended Warranty On My Liver

...As A Kite

You Don't Have To Wait Until 4:20 If You Do Heroin

I'm Never Wearing This In A Bar Again

Marijuana Deer

Who Needs Drugs? No Seriously I Have Drugs

The Only Time I Don't Want Head Is When I'm Pouring A Beer

Sponsored By The Letter E

Reminder - Buy More Beer

Read This Shirt Buy The Next Round. I Don't Make The Rules I Just Wear The Shirt

Pack A Bowl

IV:XX

It's Only Binge Drinking If You Stop

It'd Be Easy For Me To Say I Love Alcohol

I'm Already Drunk. Let Me Know How Things Turn Out

High On Life (And Glue)

Harry Is A Pothead And The Sorcerer's Stoned

America's Next Top Coke Whore

Baby It's Canceled Outside

St. Patrick's Pub (Jean-Luc Picard)

I've Got The Spirit Of The Lord In Me - And I'm Trying To Get Him Wasted

Fuck Red Bull - Ride The White Pony

Barry Takes It In The Ass

Please Turn Me Over So I Don't Choke On My Own Vomit - Thank You

When I Pass Out Later Don't Put Stuff In My Ass

The Wrath Of Leprechaun

Jesus Raves

I Buy Crystal Meth For The Sudafed

Fuck Off - I Have Glaucoma (With Pot Leaf)

Jesus Gimme Back The Wheel

Tokin' White Guy

South American Idol

420 - I Don't Smoke Pot

1 Day(s) Sober