Collection: DRY HUMOR

Home School Valedictorian

East Coast Lawnmowers

Homosexuals Are Gay

Plain Clothes Cop

I Tried Sincerity Once... It Was Hilarious

Not Now - I'm Bleeding

I'm Not Handicapped - I'm Just Lazy

This Pandemic Isn't Fun Anymore

Be Kind (Of An Asshole)

This Shirt Doesn't Make Sense And Neither Does This Apple

This T-Shirt Seemed Funnier When I Bought It

I Love (Heart) Redundancy

I'm My Own Wingman

Drinking Has A Me Problem

You're Dead - This Is Douchebag Heaven

My Life Is A Very Complicated Drinking Game

Who Wants To Marry A Hundredaire?

Dressed For Failure

I Stole Your Identity And Now My Life Sucks

I Bring Nothing To The Table

Also Available In Sober

I Heart Transitive Pictograph Verbalizations

I May Have Alzheimer's But At Least I Don't Have Alzheimer's

I'm Not Gay - I Only Help Out When They Are Busy

Attention Fast Food Employee

I Will Not Remember Any Of This

In Case Of Fire Look On Back - I Said In Case Of Fire Dumbass

Stop Jew On Jew Violence

I Like Ribbons

I Quit Drinking (In Public)

I Hate Fake People

Fuck Y**!

My Life Sucks - But The Special Effects Are Awesome

So I Walk Into A Bar

Preguntame Lo Que Dice Esta Playera

I Like My Women Like I Like My Tractors