Collection: DRY HUMOR

I'm My Own Wingman

Drinking Has A Me Problem

They're Real But The Shirt Is Fake

You're Dead - This Is Douchebag Heaven

I Drink In Moderation

Words On A Shirt

My Life Is A Very Complicated Drinking Game

Baaaaaa Means Nooooo

Who Wants To Marry A Hundredaire?

Dressed For Failure

I Stole Your Identity And Now My Life Sucks

I Bring Nothing To The Table

Also Available In Sober

I Heart Transitive Pictograph Verbalizations

I May Have Alzheimer's But At Least I Don't Have Alzheimer's

I'm Not Gay - I Only Help Out When They Are Busy

Attention Fast Food Employee

I Will Not Remember Any Of This

In Case Of Fire Look On Back - I Said In Case Of Fire Dumbass

This Shirt Is Closed Captioned For The Hearing Impaired

Stop Jew On Jew Violence

I Like Ribbons

I Quit Drinking (In Public)

I Hate Fake People

Happy Acceptable Stereotyping Day

Fuck Y**!

My Life Sucks - But The Special Effects Are Awesome

So I Walk Into A Bar

Preguntame Lo Que Dice Esta Playera

I Like My Women Like I Like My Tractors

I'm Hungry And You're A Potato

The Best Things In Life (Plus Shipping And Handling)

I Ruined It For Everyone

I No Longer Want To Participate In This Nonsense.