Collection: ADULTS

Anyone Need To Earn Money For Rent?

Voted "Most Likely To Travel Back In Time"

They Said It Couldn't Be Done - So I Didn't Do It.

I Don't Like Me Either

Slinky Wins!

Greetings From Santa's Workshop (China)

Ante Christ

Marshmallow Roast

Checked My Privilege. Yup It's Awesome!

Any Way We Can Speed This Up?

Fortnite

Jesus Returns

If You Have A Whistle Now Is The Time

I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets

Ob Gyn Kenobi

Do We Have To Have A President?

Stranger (With Benefits)

Splash Zone

I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee - Ground Up And In The Freezer

Fuck You And Your Non-Offensive T-Shirt

I Am The White Man Who's Been Keeping You Down

Batshit Lazy

Marijuana Deer

Democrats Want To Kill Your Baby - Republicans Just Want To Fuck It

Now Accepting Reach Arounds

There's An Amber Alert In My Pants

You Don't Have To Wait Until 4:20 If You Do Heroin

If You're Already This Close Why Don't You Just Suck My Dick

Not Brad Pitt

Learn To Speak Native American Or Get The Fuck Out

I'm Sorry For What I Said When You Were A Cunt.

Maybe We Wouldn't Have So Many Drunken Astronauts If All These Computers Didn't Have Spacebars

Sorry Ladies The Shirt Is Staying On

My Marxist Feminist Dialectic Brings All The Boys To The Yard

I Need A Girl Who Can Handle My Load

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