Collection: ADULTS

Tool (Not The Band I'm Just A Tool)

Do We Have To Have A President?

Splash Zone

I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee - Ground Up And In The Freezer

I Am The White Man Who's Been Keeping You Down

Batshit Lazy

Marijuana Deer

I Like Long Walks On The Beach After Anal

Now Accepting Reach Arounds

There's An Amber Alert In My Pants

You Don't Have To Wait Until 4:20 If You Do Heroin

If You're Already This Close Why Don't You Just Suck My Dick

Stop Clubbing Baby Seals

Learn To Speak Native American Or Get The Fuck Out

Maybe We Wouldn't Have So Many Drunken Astronauts If All These Computers Didn't Have Spacebars

When Life Hands You: High Fructose Corn Syrup Citric Acid... Make Lemonade

My Marxist Feminist Dialectic Brings All The Boys To The Yard

I Need A Girl Who Can Handle My Load

By The Time You Read This You've Already Read It

Go Local Sports Team And/Or College

That's All Folks (Porky Pig)

Shoot Me I'm Irish (JFK)

Black Lives Matter Except (Female Name) She's A Bitch

I'm The Reason For Santa's Naughty List

Hunters Kill (Taxidermy Rudolph)

My Project 2025

It Says I Told You So On My Back - I Told You So

Bassoon Hero

I'm All For Being Social But This Is Fucking Bullshit

Nailed It!

Stare At Me In Disgust

Happy Acceptable Stereotyping Day

I Drink In Moderation