I Look Like Marcia But I Fuck Like Jan - Men's T-Shirt

Made from 4.2oz/yard, 100% combed and ringspun cotton, heathers including polyester with cotton (because you deserve better than sandpaper), our Men's T-Shirt is softer than a cloud. It's a lightweight t-shirt that'll keep you comfortable in hot summers. Its unisex fit flatters everyone. Yes, even your awkward cousin. It doesn’t shrink into a crop top after one wash (unless you want it to). With just the right amount of stretch, it hugs where you want and forgives where you need. Basically, it’s like a hug from someone who respects your personal space. We typically use the Bella Canvas 3001 to print on, but sometimes substitute with the Next Level 3600. Either way, this is a premium tee!

Slip into this beauty and enjoy the luxury of feeling slightly more attractive than usual while convincing strangers you have your life together. Bonus: it’s lightweight enough for summer, breathable enough for anxiety sweats, and durable enough to survive your relentless habit of spilling coffee on yourself. This shirt isn’t just clothing; it’s a lifestyle upgrade - minimal effort required.Slip into this beauty and enjoy the luxury of feeling slightly more attractive than usual while convincing strangers you have your life together. Bonus: it’s lightweight enough for summer, breathable enough for anxiety sweats, and durable enough to survive your relentless habit of spilling coffee on yourself. This shirt isn’t just clothing; it’s a lifestyle upgrade - minimal effort required.