I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass - Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt

Crafted from 6.1 oz/yard 100% ringspun cotton, so durable it could survive a mild apocalypse, our Heavyweight Men's T-Shirt is the heavyweight champion of your closet. With a thicker, sturdier feel, it’s the t-shirt equivalent of that one friend who always helps you move. The classic fit gives you room to breathe (and maybe a snack or two), while the double-stitched seams mean it won’t give up on you, even if you gave up on leg day. Typically we use Hanes Beefy Tee's for our Heavyweight, but at times may substitute Gildan 2000, which comes in at 6.0/yard.

Product information: Hanes, 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Throw this bad boy on, and you’ll instantly feel like you can take on the world - or at least the backyard barbecue. Its heavyweight fabric hides everything you don’t want the world to see (looking at you, back fat) while making you feel invincible to brisk winds, harsh stares, and questionable fashion trends. If you’re tired of flimsy shirts that make you feel like a delicate flower, our Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt says, "Not today, pal."Throw this bad boy on, and you’ll instantly feel like you can take on the world - or at least the backyard barbecue. Its heavyweight fabric hides everything you don’t want the world to see (looking at you, back fat) while making you feel invincible to brisk winds, harsh stares, and questionable fashion trends. If you’re tired of flimsy shirts that make you feel like a delicate flower, our Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt says, "Not today, pal."

GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, info@tshirthell.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Hanes, 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean