I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty - Hoodie

Made from a buttery blend of heavyweight 8.25 oz/yard, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, our Hoodie is your new go-to for peak coziness. Its soft fleece interior feels like a wearable hug, while the mid-weight fabric strikes the perfect balance between warmth and breathability. The modern fit flatters without clinging, and the double-needle stitching says, ‘Yeah, I can handle whatever your day throws at me.’ You'll think "luxury" the moment you try it on. Oh, and the spacious kangaroo pocket? Perfect for your hands, phone, snacks, or existential crises. Lane Seven LS14001.

Product information: Lane Seven, LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Throw on this hoodie, and suddenly you’re the picture of laid-back cool—whether you’re running errands, hitting the gym, or pretending to enjoy outdoor activities. Our hoodie keeps you warm without the bulk, stylish without the effort, and comfortable enough to make you forget about the jeans you’re wearing (if you are). Bonus: its durable fabric stands up to endless washes, late-night snack spills, and your questionable decision to wear it on that hiking trip. This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s a lifestyle upgrade in disguise.Throw on this hoodie, and suddenly you’re the picture of laid-back cool—whether you’re running errands, hitting the gym, or pretending to enjoy outdoor activities. Our hoodie keeps you warm without the bulk, stylish without the effort, and comfortable enough to make you forget about the jeans you’re wearing (if you are). Bonus: its durable fabric stands up to endless washes, late-night snack spills, and your questionable decision to wear it on that hiking trip. This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s a lifestyle upgrade in disguise.

GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, info@tshirthell.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lane Seven, LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean